proboscis monkey and poos

this is one of my pieces for an upcoming show.

click here to see the real monkey.

working turds

these are my turds at work. the white one is old and petrified.

poop doctor MD!

we need a clean-up in the ER!
these wonderful pictures were submitted by lynda-bean of seattle WA. she is a microbiologist, and sometimes gets to examine poo samples, among other things. she has titled these as 'Poopie Family Portrait' this is what she writes:
In my lab (microbiology), we examine stool for stool pathogens like Salmonella, Shigella, and E.coli O157:H7. We also look for stool parasites like Giardia and tapeworms. We do look microscopically for white blood cells. The field has gotten very sophisticated and we're utilizing molecular diagnostics to search for bacteria, too. Of course, we have to spoon out samples for testing. That's always a pleasure and stinky. I hate the exploding containers. Well, they don't explode but those watery stools can build up gas in the containers and when you open them they kind of spew out juices. Good thing we protect ourselves.
and I would also like to make note, lynda says there is a shortage of people in her field, so to all you people looking for a nice stable career... here you go!

thank you very much lynda-bean for all your knowledge, and pictures!

turd at sunset

panda poop

once thought to be almost extinct, scientists examine panda poop and find something quite amazing, read about it here.
thanks to lynda-bean from Seattle, WA for the article.

foster's feces

soft serve.

red cross benefit show

'power in numbers' benefit show, saturday june 17th at gallery nucleus.

these are 2 paintings i did for the show.

the hills are alive with the smell of doodie

can you count them all?

tuesday's turd

the most fashionable magazine in the WORLD!

italian vogue, may 2006

those are my one of a kind plush dolls.

if you look really close you can find a doodie in there. (hint)

i is for irregular

I just found out that irregular bowel movements are very common. amanda visell can tell you more about her experience.

welcome to brown town...

good advice:

stay clear while dumping, this is some advice everyone should heed.

freckles and sherman

this picture was sent in by nellie. this is freckles the floater with sherman the flying teddy bear. they are bestest buds. thanks for the pic nellie!!!!